This is little early for a Paddy's Day post, but as I may very well be otherwise occupied on the day, preventing dehydration with a beer or few, I'll put this in now.
This limerick, based on a true story, is dedicated to Simone Giertz. I'm a big fan. Check her out on YouTube.
There was a young woman from Sweden
Who said, Making things is my Eden
But when, to her ire
She set her own belly afire
Said, My dignity is recedin'
Christopher Mahon
