Back in September, you may recall, scientists in Europe thought that they had detected neutrinos traveling faster than the speed of light. As all of my scientifically literate readers know, nothing can exceed the speed of light
(except toddlers.)
The experiment made sense to me because the neutrinos in question were sent from Switzerland to Italy. HELLO PEOPLE! Send me to Italy and I'd get there faster than the speed of light.
I'd like to report that my theory was investigated, but we learned on Friday that the initial experiment was flawed, and that the scientific community was reassured.
I'm not.
And I still want someone to send me to Italy, no matter how long it takes.
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