Sophie Had it Easy

  After making the amusing observation that choosing between Trump and Cruz was like having to choose between getting shot or poisoned, Lindsey Graham chose poison as he endorsed Ted Cruz.
 

Ass Kissing Ass

  Looking for a good reason to stay out of New Jersey, where he's as popular as holiday traffic on the turnpike, Chris ("I worked the cones") Christie has endorsed Donald Fucking Trump for president. He was right behind Trump on stage tonight,  just as he was behind Trump when he was running against him. The only difference is that now Christie is a lot closer to Trump's behind.

  On the subject of 'What took you so long', Lindsey Graham said today, that his party is "Bat-shit crazy".